HEY DONALD! I KNOW WHY MY CAR IS DIRTY!
THE ASPHALT ROAD I DRIVE ON IS CREATED FROM SOFT BITUMEN AND NEVER HARDENS ENOUGH TO STOP OILY MOLECULES FROM DISLOGING AND FLYING INTO THE AIR
THERE ARE MILLIONS OF DIRT COVERED CARS ON THE ROADS OF NORTH AMERICA AND THEIR TIRES, CREATED FROM HEAVY DUTY PLASTIC AND RUBBER, ARE ALMOST INDISTRUCTIBLE. WITH SUPERIOR GRIPPING POWER, TIRES HUG AND PULL APART AND LET FLY BEHIND THEM, SOFT ASPHALT AND PLASTIC PARTICLES WHICH IN TURN CREATES DUST AND DIRT AND POT HOLES EVERYWHERE!
EVEN WHEN COLD AND DRY, ASPHALT ROADS ARE NEVER HARD ENOUGH!
CARS RELEASE SMALL OILY DIRT PARTICLES AND EVEN SMALLER NANO PARTICLES DIRECTLY BEHIND THEM INTO THE AIR, AND THOSE PARTICLES STICK TO TO THE CARS ROLLING BEHIND, AND EVEN PEDESTRIANS ARE NOT SAFE FROM NANO PARTICLES! THEY ENTER OUR LUNGS ALONG WITH THE CARBON MONOXIDE CARS EMIT, CREATING A CANCEROUS HELL-ON-EARTH FOR MILLIONS OF HUMAN BEINGS...BUT THAT DOES NOT BOTHER THE PEOPLE WHO CONTINUE TO DIG MONSTROUS HOLES IN THE GROUND FOR THE OILY BITUMIN, OR PUMPING UP OIL DIRECTLY FROM WELLS DEEP IN THE GROUND...ALL IN THE NAME OF PROFIT...RIGHT...DONALD?
THOUSANDS OF CARS ROLLING ON ASPHALT ROADS RELEASE SMALL PARTICLES WHICH ENTER THE AIR AND HIT THE CARS DIRECTLY BEHIND THEM. CONSEQUENTLY, OUR CARS BECOME DIRTY, DIRTY, AND OUR LUNGS FILL UP WITH NONO PLSTICS AND THEY DON'T DIRECTLY CAUSE CANCER, BUT THEY HELP DISRUPT OUR GENES AND OUR GENES CREATE CANCER.
ASHPALT PARTICLES STICK TO EVERYTHING AND ESPECIALLY THE VEHICLES BEHIND THEM, MAKING A DIRTY MESS OF ALL OUR VEHICLES AND THAT IS WHY MY ELECTRIC CAR IS COVERED WITH DIRT!!
BYE FOR NOW, DONALD!
N.J.R.
