HEY DONALD! I KNOW WHY MY CAR IS DIRTY!
THE ASPHALT ROAD I DRIVE ON IS CREATED FROM SOFT BITUMEN AND NEVER HARDENS ENOUGH TO STOP OILY MOLECULES FROM DISLOGING AND FLYING INTO THE AIR
THERE ARE MILLIONS OF DIRT COVERED CARS ON THE ROADS OF NORTH AMERICA AND THEIR TIRES, CREATED FROM HEAVY DUTY PLASTIC AND RUBBER, ARE ALMOST INDISTRUCTIBLE. WITH SUPERIOR GRIPPING POWER, TIRES HUG AND PULL APART AND LET FLY BEHIND THEM, SOFT ASPHALT PARTICLES WHICH IN TURN CREATE DUST AND DIRT AND POT HOLES EVERYWHERE!
EVEN WHEN COLD AND DRY, ASPHALT ROADS ARE NEVER HARD ENOUGH!
CARS PICK UP AND RELEASE MICROSCOPIC OILY DIRT PARTICLES WE CALL NANO PARTICLES, AND WHICH STICK TO THE CARS ROLLING BEHIND THEM ON HIGHWAYS. EVEN PEDESTRIANS ARE NOT SAFE FROM NANO PARTICLES! THESE MALL PARTICLES, SMALLER THAN A HUMAN CELL ARE OFTEN COMPRESSED INTO NANO PLASTICS AND THEY ENTER OUR LUNGS ALONG WITH THE CARBON MONOXIDE CARS EMIT, CREATING A CANCEROUS HELL-ON-EARTH FOR MILLIONS OF HUMAN BEINGS...BUT THAT DOES NOT BOTHER THE PEOPLE WHO CONTINUE TO DIG MONSTROUS HOLES IN THE GROUND FOR THE OILY BITUMIN, OR PUMPING UP OIL DIRECTLY FROM WELLS DEEP IN THE GROUND...ALL IN THE NAME OF PROFIT...RIGHT...DONALD?
AROUND THE WORLD, THOUSANDS OF CARS ROLLING ON COMPRESSED ASPHALT CREATED FROM OIL BITUMEN, PICK UP AND RELEASE MICROSCOPIC PARTICLES WHICH ENTER THE AIR AND HIT THE CARS DIRECTLY BEHIND THEM. CONSEQUENTLY, OUR CARS BECOME COVERED WITH DIRT AND OUR LUNGS FILL UP WITH NANO PLSTICS WHICH DO NOT DIRECTLY CAUSE CANCER, BUT THEY HELP DISRUPT OUR GENES WHICH DO BECOME CANCEROUS.
ASHPALT PARTICLES STICK TO EVERYTHING AND ESPECIALLY THE VEHICLES BEHIND THEM, MAKING A DIRTY MESS OF ALL OUR VEHICLES AND THAT IS WHY MY ELECTRIC CAR IS COVERED WITH DIRT!!
BYE FOR NOW, DONALD!
N.J.R.
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