Gentle Readers:
Once again the Religious holidays are upon us and once again they, the marketers, will attempt to convince you that your computers need updating. If you bought your computer last month, don't fall for the hype but if you bought your computer Twenty years ago like I did, also don't fall for the hype. And now for some holiday brain teasers that prove how dumb we humans truly are!
True or False:
1. Once upon a time nothing exploded with a big Bang and the universe began.
2. Once upon a time God created everything except, of course, herself.
3. Once upon a time man created a Sundial to measure changing energy.
4. Once upon a Time, man created Time clocks.
5. Time does not exist except as a human cultural invention to measure constantly changing energy.
6. The timeless universe always was and always will be constantly changing eternal energy.
7. Eternal energy must be explained therefore go and ask a VOO DOO witch doctor or any person who claims to understand the universe and then cut down a Tree and place Chinese made ornaments upon it and then have a merry little Turkey sandwich.
And now for one final theory.
Before Time began, Mrs. God warned her son, Junior, not to play with eternal energy or it would explode and create a big Bang, causing evolution and releasing disruptive little creatures known as human beings but Junior didn't listen and then one day... Bang! Happy Holidays! :-)
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Jokes aside, religious faith brings out the very best in people as well as the very worst. Here is one of the very best songs from Nana Mouskouri. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1kQ5xJAJFw
Once again the Religious holidays are upon us and once again they, the marketers, will attempt to convince you that your computers need updating. If you bought your computer last month, don't fall for the hype but if you bought your computer Twenty years ago like I did, also don't fall for the hype. And now for some holiday brain teasers that prove how dumb we humans truly are!
True or False:
1. Once upon a time nothing exploded with a big Bang and the universe began.
2. Once upon a time God created everything except, of course, herself.
3. Once upon a time man created a Sundial to measure changing energy.
4. Once upon a Time, man created Time clocks.
5. Time does not exist except as a human cultural invention to measure constantly changing energy.
6. The timeless universe always was and always will be constantly changing eternal energy.
7. Eternal energy must be explained therefore go and ask a VOO DOO witch doctor or any person who claims to understand the universe and then cut down a Tree and place Chinese made ornaments upon it and then have a merry little Turkey sandwich.
And now for one final theory.
Before Time began, Mrs. God warned her son, Junior, not to play with eternal energy or it would explode and create a big Bang, causing evolution and releasing disruptive little creatures known as human beings but Junior didn't listen and then one day... Bang! Happy Holidays! :-)
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Jokes aside, religious faith brings out the very best in people as well as the very worst. Here is one of the very best songs from Nana Mouskouri. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1kQ5xJAJFw