HOLY WOW! 

Donald Trump wants ME TO BECOME AN AMERICAN CITIZEN! YAHOO! GREAT IDEA! The first thing I will do as an American Citizen is move to Beverly...Hills that is...

I and millions of immigrants who have been waiting patiently to enter and live in the U.S., will now have a free pass!! Canada will be a State of the U.S. of A. Hey! Hey! Hey!

Wonderful!

  ITINERANTS LIVING ON THE STREETS OF CANADA, AS WELL AS IMMIGRANTS AND REFUGEES FROM A DOZEN NATIONS REJECTED IN THE PAST BY THE U.S.GOVERNMENT, WILL NO LONGER HAVE TO WALK ACROSS A DESERT OR CRAWL UNDER A FENCE TO BECOME U.S. CITIZENS.  ATABOY DONALD! YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO SPREAD JOY AROUND THE WORLD!! 

 I AM SURE YOUR CURRENT CITIZENS WON'T REFUSE TO SHARE THIER LANDS WITH THIRTY MILLION NEW FRIENDS NOW RESIDING IN OUR CANADIAN ICE BOX! THE MORE THE MERRIER...RIGHT OLD CHUM? OH, I FORGOT! WE HAVE MILLIONS OF PEOPLEWHO SPEAK ONLY FRENCH. OUI...OUI...MON AMI!

No more living in twenty below-weather half the year! Yippee!!

THE U.S.., IS THE LAND OF OPPORTUNITY AND ALL THE PEOPLE REJECTED BY THE  US GOVERNMENT IN THE PAST AND WHO ARE PATIENTLY WAITING THEIR CHANCE TO ENTER THE U.S., WHILE SITTING IN THE COLD OF CANADA, WILL NOW HAVE A FREE PASS. THEY WILL ALL BE AMERICAN CITIZENS. WHAT A GREAT AND GENEROUS COUNTRY YOU HAVE, DONALD, WHAT A GREAT PRESIDENT YOU WILL MAKE! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

P.S.  DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN NEW YORK CITY WAS ACCIDENTLY BLACKED OUT ?

         BAD WEATHER IS COMING AND BLACK-OUTS MIGHT HAPPEN AGAIN; BUT DON'T YOU WORRY, OLD CHUM, YOUR TRUMP TOWER IS SAFE.  WE HAVE LINESMEN WHO WORK IN FIFTY BELOW WEATHER. 

SIGNED: N.J.R.