1. Vaseline Intensive Care proverb 101... Small holes always need grease!
2. To Pee or not to Pee, dear Yorick, is not an option!! Run to the bathroom!!
3. Wake up! WAKE UP!! Your pillow is drowning you!! Change pillows fast!!
4. Doctor! Why is it called therapy?
5. Do not take candy from a baby but... the baby powder! Of course!
6. Always swipe with baby swipes for big babies!
7. When I look into your eyes, gentle nurse, I forget the needle in your hand!!
8. Did I mention how I...OUCH! hated needles!!
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