A JOKE or TWO or THREE.

"For God so loved the world that He gave His only Begotten Son that whosoever believeth in Him
shall not perish but shall have ever lasting life."
 He then got back into his space ship and flew home where Mrs.God immediately divorced Him.
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 The holidays are coming and once again people will celebrate their religious beliefs and that is wonderful because I enjoy celebrations! Monday for example was created to celebrate the Moon. Of course in those days the Moon was spelled Mon and then it changed to Money and going to work on Money day became a tradition.
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George Carlin never rode on a plane because it was too dangerous. He rode in a plane.
George also believed that WHAMO was a terrible name for an airline.
For George a near miss between two air planes was unbelievable. It was a near  hit!
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        A BABY'S POEM.
 I can live for months in life with a smile and a kiss,
And I won't create a ripple...
But what I really need in life is this,
Momma and her nipple.
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Samuel Clemens alias Mark Twain made people laugh around the world. His humor and philosophy and ideas can be found on this site.